The Public Reaction New Poll: 84% of Voters Can’t Find "Canadexico" on a Map, Fully Support It Anyway

NATIONWIDE — A stunning new poll released by the Institute for Geopolitical Exhaustion reveals that an overwhelming majority of the population is ready to fully embrace the Canadexico merger, despite having absolutely no idea what or where it is.

The data shows that 84% of registered voters across all demographics are “highly enthusiastic” about the immediate integration of the two distant nations, purely because they are “too tired to argue about the alternative.”

“I don’t care if we’re sharing a border with the Arctic Circle or the Pacific Ocean at this point,” said local resident Arthur Pendelton, who was polled while staring blankly at a grocery store receipt. “Does Canadexico mean I don’t have to watch another three-hour televised debate about immigration quotas? Yes? Then I’m voting for it. Paint the whole map red and green. Just fix it.”

The poll also noted that 92% of respondents expressed deep appreciation for the new national flag design, citing the fact that “the dripping paint look accurately represents how our brains feel after reading the news for five minutes.”

Analysts predict that if Canadexico were to appear on a ballot tomorrow, it would win in a historic landslide, driven entirely by voters who have collectively decided that absolute absurdity is preferable to reading another press release.